Entitled house guest disrespects owner's precious pet, and before the pawrent can kick them out, the cat hissterically takes revenge into their own paws: 'It was a calculated strike’

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
May 28, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

Hey there, feline fam. Our home is open to anyone in need, but we do have one very impurrtant rule: the cats are the rulers of the house, and whatever they say, goes. No, you can't shoo the cat away because you want to sit in its chair, and yes, we will clean, but their hair is everywhere. It's impawssible to keep it 100% clean. As long as you respect the cats and our home, you are welcome to stay under our roof.

However, if you break any of those rules, it's not us you have to watch out for - it's our cats. They are sneaky, sly little minions of chaos that are not afraid to take matters into their own paws. They are the judge and jury. They will make you wish that we kicked you out. And you know what? You probably deserve whatever justice they are going to dole out to you. The kitty in this story did just that, they took revenge into their own paws after one entitled house guest disrespected them… and the one house rule. Find out what happened below!

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    Guest was r**e to my cats, so Luna took matters into her own… bladder.

    'He left that evening. Didn't even say goodbye.'
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    Had a friend stay over for a few nights. I was doing a favour spare room, warm house, all I asked was respect the space and don't treat it like a hotel. Simple.
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    But from the second he met my cats (Luna and Betty), he was off. First thing he did when Luna walked in the room was shoo Betty and say I don't like cats. They think they own the place.
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    Sir... she does own the place. He kept shooing them away, closing doors they normally had access to, and even had the audacity to say Don't they have a cage or something? Like they're gerbils or something.
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    Anyway, I came home from work on Day 2 and he's ranting about how his coat smells weird. I go to check it and it was right next to the litter box.
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    Sure enough, there it is. The unmistakable scent of cat justice.
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  • Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that smell out of clothes. You probably do, you've smelled what it smells like. It's not fun. Never get on a cat's bad side… ever.

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    Luna had peed directly on the coat. Not out of confusion. Not by accident. It was a calculated strike...I can only assume.
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    He left that evening. Didn't even say goodbye. I gave Luna a treat. She earned it.
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    HRPurrfrockington • 10h ago Cat justice comes in many forms. Plant's (may he rest in peace) best strike, that is still spoken of 7 years after the fact, was vomit under the pillow.
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    Ok_Knee1216 · Luna is a hero!
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    TheonTheSwitch 10h ago Should've given him the boot at the first shoo or at the very least laid down the law that he was a guest and the kittens were occupants.
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  • In situations like this, we've learned to trust our gut instinct. If the vibes are off from the beginning, the chances of them improving are slim to none. Better to cut the cord before it gets worse.

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    . Wrong-Half ⚫ 10h ago One day a guest in our home dismissed our beloved cat Pickle Pie by saying, "oh well that's just an ordinary cat." Every person in the room (me, husband, our three kids) audibly
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    gasped in dismay. We asked the guest to leave shortly after. Pickle Pie was the best cat and woe to anyone who thinks they could say otherwise right in front of him. Just r de, man.
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    Radio_Mime · 10h ago . Good girl, Luna! I'd have been tempted to pee on his coat too, but unfortunately it's perverse when humans do it.
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    kinglance3 · 10h ago I don't trust people whom are like that around cats and dogs.
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    Haunting_Finance5608 9h ago How does a guest have the audacity to treat a pet like that in their own home. They are the randomite taking up space in their abode!
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    I would have kicked him out myself, you obvs have more patience than me
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    _kits_ 7h ago Oh god I love cats.
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    When Mum first started seeing Dad, our old man cat Spinx was 14. Mum had been single for a long time at this point, and Spinx (yes, I'm aware of the issue, I was a child though and very determined it was going to Spinx and Sphinx). Anyway,
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    Spinx decided he didn't like another man sleeping in his bed. So the first night, he peed in Dad's shoes. Dad just laughed. The next night he slept over, Soinx upped his game and peed on Dad's work clothes. Despite now having to drive the hour
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    home and hour and a half to work just to have clean work clothes, Dad laughed and off he went. The third time he stayed the night, Dad put everything in his goat skin bag, zipped it up and went to bed. Spinx peed through the zipper fabric into
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    the bag and then pooped on the bag. Dad still just laughed it off and dealt with it. At this point, we think Spinx realised he wouldn't win. He instead accepted Dad and started loving on him instead. Then several
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    years go by and Dad is deployed overseas for 12 months. He was home for a final visit and then was going back for his final 2 weeks of deployment. Dad washed all the clothes he was taking back with him and had it
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    sitting in a laundry hamper ready to go back into his bag. Spinx peed in his clean laundry. Dad laughed at the cat again, washed his stuff and moved on with life. Unfortunately my Dad passed away a week later whilst on deployment, so we never got
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    to see what Spinx had planned for his return. Spinx did live until he was 20, and continued to be a funny old man set in his was until he passed away, surrounded by his family.
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